just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I'm determined to sit on that face.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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