The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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