Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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