Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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