it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Green mimosas i think yes
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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