Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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