Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
i believe in u and ur pee
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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