I would go down on you faster than GM stock
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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