with your own penis?
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
i believe in u and ur pee
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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