I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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