so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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