Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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