Barsexuality is the new black.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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