whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Send help, water and tortillas.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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