can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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