How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
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I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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