I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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