I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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