why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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