I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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