wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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