I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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