This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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