going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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