yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
honey bunches of taint.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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