We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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