everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Holy sore nipples Batman
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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