well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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