Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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