Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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