Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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