at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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