I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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