YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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