Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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