The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
We're too hungover to prance.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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