I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Shame - the story of my life.
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