i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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