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Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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