Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
