all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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