Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Randomize
