i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Randomize
