I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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