im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
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