This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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