On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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