Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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