we have officially lost it.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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