i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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