Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
