I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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