I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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